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DEC 16TH 2014: This story has been propely edited and made into not so much a big wall of text, please go read that story. The link should be above this message.
















*Note- Jerome is not a bacca in this, he's a human with a business suit who pretend to be a bacca.*

~Setting- Sky Army Base, Team Crafted Faction~

~Jerome's POV~

  I woke up this morning, from a dream I'll never forget. "Does he really?" I asked myself in the mirror. Like the mirror could speak to me and solve all my problems. I changed into my business suit, wore my tie, and brushed my hair. It didn't really matter how fancy I looked, I was going to be blood-soaked. FROM PLAYING THE HUNGER DEENS YEAH! I walked down the hallway to Mitch's room and knocked on the door. "Biggums, wanna play teh hunger deens with me?" I asked. "Nah dood, not right now. Lemme just...*bunch of clings and clangs* Okay there! Sure dood, coming out in just a second." Mitch replied. I leaned on the door. I forgot that was the door Mitch was going to open. I fell as he opened the door, and I fell into Mitch's arms. His face was a foot away from mine. "Hai dood, whatcha doing down there, biggums?" He said. My cheeks turned a light pink. He helped me up. "Thanks dood." I said. "No prob, biggums." He said. "TO THE HUNGER DEENS!!!" I shouted, running downstairs so I could jump into the Fridge. Mitch chuckled. "TO THE FRIDGE!!!" He shouted, following. I dove into the fridge as Adam opened it. "Uh... This is a portal?" He asked. I was already on the other side. I stuck my head and arm out of the portal. The arm to grasp on to the fridge. "Yup. The butter fridge is in your room!" I explained. "How do you--" I jumped through the portal before he could finish. And because Mitch was tumbling towards me. We were in the Colosseum server. "OOOH WE CAN GET BETTY!!" I cried. "Eeyup." Mitch said. I started recording.

  "To the left, to the left!" I said, and turned left. Mitch was standing there. "Hey doods! This is Mitch or BajanCanadian here with episode 200!" Mitch introduced. "Hey biggums!" I shouted. "What?" He replied. "IT'S STARTING OH MY GOSH RUN!!!" I shouted, dashing towards the center, as always. "I gotta wood axe and a raw fish for ya!" Mitch said. I ran to him. "I have a potato, some chicken nugget butter, and a boat! YEAH!" I exclaimed. "Don'z you wanna get the Spooky Axe? Come on!" Mitch said, heading towards the mine, but instead walked into me, making me land on the floor. He was atop of me, and he was holding himself up with his elbows. "Why hello there again." He said. "How do you manage to always be on top of me?" I asked. "I don't know, but let's go." He said, pushing himself off the floor. He dusted himself off and headed towards the mine. It was amazing how no one found us like that, where they could so easily kill. And um... think about other things. I got off the floor, and headed towards the cemetery, Spooky Axe's home. Still recording... I bet the viewers are confused about the "always on top of me" thing.

  "Hey Mitch, you got the Nether star?" I asked. He wasn't at the cemetery. "I AM GETTING CHASED BY A TEAM OF TWO IRON ARMOR STONE SWORD OH GOD HELP!!!" He shouted. "Mitch, 'cam' down and tell me where you are!!!" I exclaimed. "VOLCANO!!!" He screamed. "I'm coming to save you, buddy!!" I hollered. Mitch, what have you gotten yourself in to? "Hokeyp!" Mitch exclaimed.

  "HALPPP!!!" Mitch shouted. "I'm here!!!" I announced. A chaser threw an egg at me. "OW!" I said, chopping up the chaser. After he was killed, I ran back to Mitch, who somehow was still being chased. "Biggums, a little help here?" He asked. "AH CHOP CHOP BUDDY, CHOP CHOP!!" I  exclaimed, putting him on the chopping block. Never mess with a loose cannon bacca with a stone axe.

~Later~

  "SpOoKy AXE!!!" I exclaimed, jumping up and down with joy. "Yup. Here!" Mitch said, handing me over the shiny sacrificial axe. "Oh baby..." I cooed. "Yes..." Mitch murmured. I was too caught up in the axe's beauty to notice. I climbed out of the grave, ready to strike. "Here biggums!" Mitch said, throwing the potion. I stood on top of a grave, scouting out for other tributes. I felt a hand on my shoulder. "Don't you get a little hot under that jacket?" Mitch asked in a seductive tone. "Y-yeah, I guess..." I stammered. I felt Mitch's hands gripping my sleeves, and ripping the jacket off my body. "Much better." He said. I blushed a little. I almost forgot we were recording. "Um M-Mitch? Y-you know we're recording, r-right?" I asked him. I felt his arms hug around my neck, but not necessarily choking me. He was no doubt behind me. "Yes, I do." He replied, whispering right into me left ear. "Uh.. We'll be right back after these commercial messages!" I said, ending the recording. "Now I get to do whatever I want." Mitch said, taking off my tie. "M-mitch..." I said, not knowing what else I should say. "Shhh... Savor the moment.." He whispered, kissing me on the cheek. "Oh my..." I said, yearning for more. My cheeks turned red. I could imagine that Mitch didn't have his jacket or necklace on. He kissed my neck a couple times, and I stood still, enjoying every moment. He also gave me a few hickeys, which was also pleasurable. "Too bad all good things must come to an end..." Mitch said, who was now turning visible. But right before we turned back to our normal form, he kissed me. And was his lips were ever so soft. He moved away from me, to make the spectators suspect nothing. I put my jacket on and quickly put on my tie, and propped my collar so the hickeys on my neck weren't visible. Mitch walked over to me, and whispered in my ear. "I love you." He whispered. I blushed. I walked to the darkest place in the map, and beckoned Mitch to follow.

  "You sure about this?" Mitch asked. I nodded. Little did he know, I had something a little different in mind. When he leaned in to kiss me, I plunged a dagger into his heart. "B-biggums!" He cried, clutching the wound. "Mitch, I think you forgot what this is! This is the Hunger Games!" I said, removing the blade. He staggered to the ground, and stretched his arm out, still clutching the wound, as if he was grabbing something that could save him. "Goodbye, Mitch." I said, and started to walk out of the cavern. "Oh yeah, I forgot something." I said, walking back to the cave. Mitch was lying on the ground, barely breathing. I kneeled down to him, and kissed him. Mitch smiled. "Heh, thanks." Mitch said weakly. He closed his eyes and accepted his fate. "It's the least I can do." I said, leaving the cave. Thunder struck, and a cannon fired. Yep, Mitch was dead.
YAOI FAN FICTION WOO I GUESS
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:iconmerome-huskylox-4eva:
Merome-Huskylox-4eva Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  New Deviant
LOL!!! #cockblock xD
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SliverPaw89 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
I'm almost on the verge of crying. Y U DO DIS!
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:iconthemangle1213:
TheMangle1213 Featured By Owner May 24, 2015   Artist
Im with you silverpaw
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:iconsliverpaw89:
SliverPaw89 Featured By Owner May 25, 2015
I know right, but it is tha hunger games.
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PizzaIsAwesome Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Dat ending doe
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:iconbriebella021:
Briebella021 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
WTF?!
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sadiescooby11 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That ending was like "surprise motherf**ker!"
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:iconblowpaw233:
Blowpaw233 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XDDDDD SURPRISE ENDING i loved the part when it said "Yup, Mitch was dead"
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:iconmorelikeabbey:
MorelikeAbbey Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Professional Artist
DIS IS THE HUNGA GAMESSSLa la la la La la la la I am a dummy! I am a dummy! 
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:iconblazingpotato:
BlazingPotato Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Student General Artist
#Meromefordayzz
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jennyorlean Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WAT THE FLIPPIDY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!?!!?!? I read it again and was like 'wtf' face the whole time
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R3D5T0N3 Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I get that a lot XD
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:iconjennyorlean:
jennyorlean Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hmm... *re reads* makes sense
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:iconjennyorlean:
jennyorlean Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
get the refrence? no? okay *sits in corner*
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:iconteamcraftedfan:
teamcraftedFan Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
Its ok guys, he can respawn
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:iconr3d5t0n3:
R3D5T0N3 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
But what if I put him in a world where he couldn't respawn?
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:iconteamcraftedfan:
teamcraftedFan Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
You wouldn't...
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:iconr3d5t0n3:
R3D5T0N3 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
But I can... 
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MorelikeAbbey Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Professional Artist
i have no idea what to do echubdeucbdeycde
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MissPika66 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Then they are stupid for putting a hardcore server for hunger dean.
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rainbowdashie8370 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
DAFAQ WHY !!!!!! Xd Y U DO DIS TO MEEEHHH
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:iconsourcandykane:
SourcandyKane Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
NOOOO HE DIED!!!
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:iconrainbowpom:
rainbowpom Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
Crying.
So
Hard.
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:icondeadloxtottalfangirl:
deadloxtottalfangirl Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here
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:iconjennyorlean:
jennyorlean Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
W. T. F?!
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:iconr3d5t0n3:
R3D5T0N3 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I get that a lot XD
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:iconjennyorlean:
jennyorlean Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no kidding XD
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MIZlovestacos Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
After I read the last line my only answer was "WTF????????????"
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MarshiFluff Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol
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:iconirisia908:
Irisia908 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Student General Artist
I was like wtf at the end...
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KattIsDere Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013
NO NO NO NO, Not the Mitch, plz not the Mitch.
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hayleyery Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
umm the death was in a server right? and mitch didnt acually die right? and you dont mind the questions right?
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SugarLover124 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Student Artist
Oh my that was so adorable

:p
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AskInsaneRyan Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Student General Artist
OTP right there
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:iconr3d5t0n3:
R3D5T0N3 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
One of my OTP's as well.
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WeaBunny Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
ohmygodthatwasadorable :squee:
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iamacooldude17534 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

ERMERGERD SO CUTE

 

DAWWW

 

:iconnosebleedingplz:

 

Oh...

 

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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harrypotterbajon Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013
Momy my feeeellls there dead
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MyChemicalMinecraft Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013
Mom! My feels are broken!
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R3D5T0N3 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconthefeelsplz:
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MyChemicalMinecraft Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013
D: Why?
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MinecraftCHICK2816 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013
THE FAWK KIND OF ASFCANADIAN/MEROME STORY WAZ THAZ •~•
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MinecraftCHICK2816 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013
Run Away 
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ToxicTheKitty22 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
what what what no no no thats thats no awwww now im alll sad but it was adorable but sad ima ima.... -dies 
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R3D5T0N3 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Don't blame me, I got this idea from a deviant who writes dark/horror type stories. Don't know from memory what her name is... I'll find it...
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ToxicTheKitty22 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
hokyep dood
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R3D5T0N3 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
sarcacynical.deviantart.com/

Got it from reading her HuskyLox story "Until Something Slipped"
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